1. I am not as cool as I think I am... my blog is boring, I spend way too much time lounging, and I live mostly in what jtj has coined "my homeless look"
2. I have a lot of cool ideas but am not so fab at the follow through, or as I learned the hard way. When you finally decide to decorate part of your house so it is more "you" and you buy some cool fabric and pillows and order this awesome cardboard deer head, and finally yes finally you have a vision of what this room should look like and imagine how many awesome memories you will make in this new cool room, when you finally feel secure about that and are ready to conquer the world, before the paint can even dry your pricey ( well pricey to me) deer head falls off the wall scrapes your wrinkley forehead and bends its magestic antler and the wall mount too. So when you see my house all in shambles plain and empty know that it is not because I did not try..... it is because, well because of thing 3 that I have learned about me...
3. I am unlucky. Now I am not saying that I am not blessed. I am a way too good for me man, and three awesome healthy girlies. But no I have learned Lady Luck is not my friend. If you really know me you know this is true.
